Sure, we’ve all been there. As teens, we had our slang that our parent had clue zero about. We laughed.
Then we had kids. We heard them laughing at us, especially as they verbalized their slang, and the the texting shortcuts became the slang.
So, we fight back – why CAN’T we make them go "huh?" as they have no clue what WE’RE texting – these still-wet-behind-the-ears whippersnappers! They have no clue – just haven’t lived long enough!
ATD: At The Doc.tor’s
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medi.care
CGU: Can’t get up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker B.attery Low!
GHA: Got Hea.rtburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL… CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing… And Can’t Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where’s The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
(H/T: Bill)
