I’ve FOUND It! I’ve FOUND It! I’ve Finally Found My Gender!

by
Skip

Ayup, it has finally become clear to me – THIS is what my gender really and truly is. And I’ve just figured out my authentic self, which I have been doing for years without knowing how to articulate it.

Now I do! I am COMPLETE!

Gotta update that clothing, though – I’ve never liked rounded collars and when I tried parting my hair down the middle, it was REALLY a bad look for me.

But the look on his subdued face, with a very slight sense of farcical amusement, and his gaze are perfect expressions for “Oh, really? Do tell—and then I will tell you, fool.”

I will have to try this at the next School Board meeting, as I believe I need it. I do wonder if they will honor my new choice of pronouns.

What do you think? A good fit? What’s the over/under that I can carry this off?

Author

  • Skip

    Co-founder of GraniteGrok, my concern is around Individual Liberty and Freedom and how the Government is taking that away. As an evangelical Christian and Conservative with small "L" libertarian leanings, my fight is with Progressives forcing a collectivized, secular humanistic future upon us. As a TEA Party activist, citizen journalist, and pundit!, my goal is to use the New Media to advance the radical notions of America's Founders back into our culture.

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