Tag: sarcasm

I’ve FOUND It! I’ve FOUND It! I’ve Finally Found My Gender!

October 6, 2024

by Skip

Ayup, it has finally become clear to me – THIS is what my gender really and truly is. And I’ve just figured out my authentic self, which I have been doing for years without knowing how to articulate it. Now I do! I am COMPLETE! Gotta update that clothing, though – I’ve never liked rounded … Read more

“Man” in NH allegedly peered at 12-year-old girl over changing room wall

September 26, 2018July 16, 2018

by Steve MacDonald

The headline reads, “Man in NH allegedly peered at 12-year-old girl over changing room wall.” How do they know s/he’s a man? How dare they even assume, given that it is an act of discrimination in this state?

Eric Muldowney, 30 of Somerville, Massachusetts, was charged with violation of privacy and simple assault, according to WMUR in New Hampshire. The incident took place Sunday in the Gap store at the Tanger Outlet Mall in Tilton, New Hampshire, about two hours north of Boston.

I’m not sure why s/he isn’t suing the GAP, the Tanger Outlets, the Tilton PD or even the town itself?

Men Have No Say? Then Why Make Them Pay?

September 26, 2018April 23, 2016

by Steve MacDonald

[Bumped- because it came up on today’s GrokTALK!: Originally posted Feb 9th, 2012]

The short-lived Komen for the Cure controversy over funding for Planned Parenthood ignited more than a few debates in the verse, more of them about abortion as it turns out than breast cancer screening. And we (men) were “reminded” of a few things. Not only does funding “women’s health issues” continue to be successfully propagandized as the latest invented constitutional mandate (men don’t have the same mandate if you forgot), but the femi-nazis and their gargoyle familiars have taken the occasion to remind anyone with a penis that they have no say whatsoever in whether or not a woman should, could, can, or will have an abortion. Men have no say. Fathers have no say. Just go away

If this is your policy, that’s fine, but from now on permission to use your vagina should come with some kind of End User License Agreement (EULA) which can be read and signed in advance of any intimate contact. Let’s call it the VULVA– Vaginal Use Liability Verification Agreement

Is Kelly Ayotte Just Another White Meat Racist?

September 26, 2018November 28, 2012

by Steve MacDonald

It is quite obvious from these remarks by New Hampshire Senator Kelly Ayotte that she prefers white meat at Thanksgiving, why else try to put a hold on the nomination of UN Embarrasador Susan Rice as a potential replacement to Hillarity Clinton? Yeah, she has these facts about Rice misleading the American people on Benghazi … Read more

A Condensed Version of History…

September 26, 2018September 10, 2012

by Ian Underwood

Looney Left

So, I’m reading the comments on a FoxNews story that reports how Paul Ryan is preparing for his upcoming debate with “Doofus” Joe Biden (don’t ask me how I got to this point). Anyhow, the silver lining of this Sunday-night distraction was stumbling upon a comment posted by a user named “I AM ALWAYS RIGHT you donkey“. It was entertaining (and appropriately sarcastic) enough to share…enjoy.

Oh, and if you are an offended Liberal who feels compelled to comment on this guy’s historical accuracy, save your breath because it doesn’t matter – HE’S MAKING FUN OF YOU!!

Here is a condensed version of history: