Scared Shurtleff

by Susan Olsen

Deputy Dawg Stephen Shurtleff, the same who wants to limit our ability to defend
ourselves against bad guys, appears happy to let drunks aim their cars at us. House Bill 496 would restore ‘limited driving privileges for eligible first-time DWI offenders to facilitate employment, rehabilitation, and medical treatment.’

assault car


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  • C. dog e. doG

    That’s some big bullet.

    • Chris P. Bacon

      At least it says dodge on the front of it, so it does come with a warning. I still can’t believe people actually wake up every day and go out and purposely buy a new Chrysler product.

      • C. dog e. doG

        3-pointer from half-court …. swoooosh!

        But you did buy a girly automatic. How emasculating for your poor pick-up, almost defies your ability to pick up entertainment on a Friday night. I guess that’s what wives are for, eunuchs that own automatics.
        – C. dog

        • Chris P. Bacon

          Hey Scrotum Breathe, i’m giving it to my daughter in a couple of years. Although i have thought about teaching both of my girls on a standard first. Good point. Forget what i said above, your a geniuos and a legend in you’re own mind :)

          • C. dog e. doG

            Crispy! Child-proof friendly! You have to modulate via insinuate, e.g. Richard Head Nixon a politicking went, he spied three musketeers in a tent.
            – C. dog desperately trying to keep Crispy out of the dog house

          • Chris P. Bacon

            thanks fer keeping me in line Mr Dog. I adjusted my post hopefully to keep pace with the sensitive nature of your fellow Groksters. You like?

          • granitegrok

            I do!

          • granitegrok

            Executing a high value, Sir Dog: “Leave no one behind”!

          • granitegrok

            Heh! Better!

            -Skip (the omnipotent comment reviewer thanks you, Crispy!)

          • Chris P. Bacon

            No problem. I am going back to watching an interesting documentary called “Pink Ribbons Inc.” about the supposed fight against breast cancer.

  • Mike Rogers

    Wahoooo! Not that I would, but fun that I could :)
    Is this a great country, or what!
    (Oh, wait, they want to monitor our miles driven, and snoop into our black boxes)

  • allen

    after a run-in with ms.shaheen insisting on using the term “assault weapon” for darn near everything that goes bang, I insisted on calling my volvo an Armored Personnel Carrier.

    hey, she can make stuff up, so can I.

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