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Quick Thought: Er, nope!

WELL, THAT MAKES SENSE: Older, more anxious people likely to stockpile toilet paper during a pandemic.

But as wrong as this:

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Grammar is hard. It’s harder if you’re a hoplophobe.

  Letter: Gun sellers are profiting off the coronavirus panic – Seacoastonline.com Posted Mar 20, 2020 at 5:56 PM March 18 — To the Editor: In our time of health crisis, much outrage has been directed towards the people in this country who stockpiled hand sanitizers, face masks, cleaning supplies and the like. The scorn they receive is well deserved, … Read more

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People Who’ve Recovered from Coronavirus Speak: Calm Down, It’s Just the Flu

“The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy itself has outsold the Encyclopedia Galactica because it is slightly cheaper, and because it has the words ‘DON’T PANIC’ in large, friendly letters on the cover.” Yes, this also applies to the Coronavirus. Just ask someone who has had it and lived!

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If You Hate Toilet Paper, You Will Love Socialism

Ah, the lure of socialism, and all its attached psychopathic political theories. “Socialism is sexy,” says a young fella on a liberal cable show. “MSNBC’s Chris Hayes took to Twitter to lecture us about the “least sexy part of socialism,” adding that it’s grounded in “effective, efficient bureaucratic administration but the project lives or dies … Read more

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