Ah, the lure of socialism, and all its attached psychopathic political theories. “Socialism is sexy,” says a young fella on a liberal cable show.
“MSNBC’s Chris Hayes took to Twitter to lecture us about the “least sexy part of socialism,” adding that it’s grounded in “effective, efficient bureaucratic administration but the project lives or dies based on it.
“Effective, efficient bureaucratic administration” means an educated elite.
Such a pretentious young socialist he is, this philosopher from Brown University, with a net worth of six million dollars – who sports stylish, black, horned rimmed glasses.
Who says a degree on philosophy is worthless? This Hayes guy has done as well for himself as any obedient son or grandson of a dictator in any sexy, socialist country.
But it is never the less, hard to be sexy without the bare essentials – like toilet paper unless you have already installed a bidet toilet seat.
I wonder if the six-million-dollar philosopher from the cable show could go an entire afternoon without toilet paper? It would be like extreme camping out for a dandy like Hayes. But would it be worth it to prove socialism is “sexy” enough for everyone?
Venezuela is an entire country devoid of immoral, materialistic, capitalist things like toilet paper. No toilet Paper. If you hate toilet paper, you’ll love socialism. And that’s sexy.
So, Venezuela is a current example of sexy socialism. It also has an elite set that still has toilet paper access – if money counts.
But banks in the UK just shut down access to $1.5 billion in gold that Venezuela’s benevolent, socialist, dictator has squirreled away outside the reach of his toilet paperless citizens.
Socialism always works for the dictators and monied in any victim country. It always will, by design.
The philosopher millionaire of MSNBC, whose wife is Assistant Professor at the Benjamin N. Cardozo School of Law, who feels socialism is sexy, is probably all stocked up with loads of toilet paper at his house/mansion too.
Let’s hope he is.
It appears young, successful, capitalist, philosopher, Chris Hayes is full of something that will require lots of this rare socialist commodity.
