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Libertarians vs. Republicans Charity Hockey Game [Final Score 7-5 ]

April 15, 2025April 14, 2025 Steve MacDonald

The Fourth Annual Libertarians vs. Republicans Charity Hockey Game was Saturday, and it turned out to be a high-scoring, fast-paced spectacle. The Libertarian team had 49 shots on goal with the Republicans making 43. In the end, those extra shots made the difference as the Libertrains skated away with a 7 – 5 victory. This … Read more

Bananas: Canada to Be Renamed Gay Wisconsin

February 20, 2025 Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!)

The Trump administration’s recent announcement of tariffs on Canadian products had the ninnies to the north all in a tizzy as the United States ice hockey team took the Canadian national team out to the woodshed recently while in Montreal. Despite a polite warning from the announcer to respect one another’s national anthems the Canadian … Read more