Unborn Babies In New York Identifying As Convicted Criminals So They Can't Legally Be Executed - Granite Grok

Unborn Babies In New York Identifying As Convicted Criminals So They Can’t Legally Be Executed

Handcuffs due process

Babylon Bee is becoming my go-to source for excellent parody. Today’s example refers to New York State’s adoption of abortion from conception to live birth. We reported on the change here, and you’ll find plenty of links to stories about the move. But Babylon Bee has taken it to the next logical step.

NEW YORK—According to a new report, unborn babies in New York have adopted a new strategy to help them stay alive under the state’s barbaric new abortion laws: identifying as convicted criminals so they can’t legally be executed under the state’s constitution.

Since capital punishment in the state has been banned but abortion is legal pretty much whenever and however you want, unborn babies quickly formulated the survival strategy of identifying as murderers, rapists, and genocidal maniacs.

Talk about delivering some contrast to the cultural priorities of the Left. A reality sandwich filled with irony. But don’t expect it to make a difference. The left’s love of abortion exceeds all others. They will do or say anything to ensure its purveyors continue their practice.

But it’s still funny in a tragic sort of way.

H/T Beth c/o Facebook