It might have been the insufferable Joy Reid, or Whoopie, or – I actually can’t recall where I heard it, but some machine-media talking head(s) has instructed their audience that you (they) ought to distance themselves from family members who voted for Trump. Do not validate their choices by giving them the honor of your company this holiday season.
It was that easy?
Contrary to every other year when Dems are handed a list of things by the narrative mill and instructed to challenge family members or guests who dare to drink from a different well, they institutional left is asking its zombies to stay home. screw them. They don’t deserve you. You are right, we don’t.
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Translation: this year, we won’t ask you to ruin thanksgiving.
Instead of turning a traditional gathering into a political food fight don’t go. Send those racist misogynists a message with your absence (please!).
I totally agree. Assuming you even still get invited, your absence will improve the day and the experience exponentially. No one will miss your bullshit. Your failure to attend may even lead to joy, inspiration and …thanks. How appropriate.
Jimmy, what are you thankful for?
I’m thankful that wine-slurping harpy Aunt Karen decided she “couldn’t’ make it” this year.
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No one will miss you. The peace that replaces you will be enjoyed and revered. So, please. Please. Take Joyless Reid’s advice (or whoever said it) Stay home with your cats and meditate with your crystals and submit scathing treatise to your favorite online social media portals or Reddit threads about how empowered you are by your self-imposed exile.
Take some time to check out how easy it is to move to Canada (trigger warning: they’ve got Thanksgiving up there too).
Thanksgiving is, after all, a racist expression of the colonialist patriarchy (or something), and it’s gotten terribly expensive (don’t forget to blame price gouging for that).
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