Four staffers for the White House will try to leverage hundreds of social media influencers to peddle Biden’s’accomplishments’ in the run-up to the 2024 Presidential Election. That shouldn’t take long. He doesn’t have any.
But do they need help? Between the progressive zombies, the bot farms, and big tech’s partisan interests, it’s not difficult to find “someone” online willing to lie to protect the ongoing decline of America at the hands of radical domestic terrorists doing business as the Democrat Party. There are more of them than you can shake a stick at (or at whom you can shake a stick, if you prefer).
No shortage, and as difficult as it is to accept, we have not reached peak stupid. To get there from here, Obama Biden staffers hope to lower the IQ in every room to sell Biden’s America to young voters. The ones whose debt he did not cancel. Whose jobs he killed and wages he made worthless.
“We’re trying to reach young people, but also moms who use different platforms to get information and climate activists and people whose main way of getting information is digital,” Jen O’Malley Dillon, White House deputy chief of staff, told Axios.
In addition to the digital strategy team working with Biden, the content creators could potentially set up camp in a dedicated briefing space at the White House to meet in person or remotely.
It’s a good thing the TikTok generation feasts daily on a diet of Democrat drivel. The ask should be easy. Hey, you know that crap you peddle daily. Depression, misery, generational hopelessness, and helplessness. Can you swing in a few good words about Joe Biden and how he made that romanticized utopian experience you are having possible? Tell them he’ll finance their lethargy with poverty-level subsistence living basic income. Just face DC a few times a day, bend over, and kiss your ass goodbye.
And don’t forget to mumble!
Oh, and do some “spontaneous” organic protests now and again (we’ll send you details in advance), suppress other people’s speech, support men pretending to be women, and then throw yourselves off that bridge we’re trying to sell you when we come up short on the promises.
Hey, we were right about that COVID vaccine, yeah? Safe and effective for kids who didn’t need it (and our condolences on the student death of your friends – that was Trump’s fault). The irreversible gender surgery for minors – and don’t listen to those detransitioning conspiracy theorists. Legalized Marijuana! Porn in schools. And, of course, Yes – a guy older than Moses with the intellectual agility of a small soap dish can relate to what matters to you. Joe loves fondling young people.
I bet it goes well for them as long as no one has to read anything. Expecting kids who graduate to be able to read is racist.
Exit question: it looks like they might be running this out of the White House, which – correct me if I’m wrong – but I think this violates Federal Election law (as if they care).
