Surprise, surprise – we Republicans are all to blame. A white supremacist MAGA supporter invaded the San Francisco home of Nancy and Paul Pelosi and cracked Paul’s head with a hammer. “Yeah, no”!
Related: Paul Pelosi Hammered by a Three-Armed Nude Jehovah Riding an Invisible Unicorn
This is just all too good as the Left’s media stooges are trying to spin a “fairy tail” (pun intended) where this skivvies-clad assailant is said to have wandered through San Francisco to (Fort Pelosi), gained entry without arousing any concerns and then, and then? This is where things get weird, confusing, and somehow just not very believable. After wrestling with the “intruder,” Paul called a “time out” to go to the bathroom to pee. Inside the bathroom, he calls the police saying the invader is David, a “friend”?
Was Paul confused from an already cracked scull, or did that come after the call to the police? Then we learn of the “third man”; where did this guy come from? Okay, it was after three in the morning, and all were in their undies, and why was David asking where Nancy was? Proof positive of an assassination plot?
Now I don’t know, but there has to have been someone who suspects something is a bit queer about all this? Despite the usually helpful media spin, people are shaking their heads in confusion, if not disbelief, that it all sounds like a frantic made-up cover-up story (like the drunk driver telling the cops the car brakes failed after running over a little old lady in the crosswalk.) And we are all expected to believe all this?
I’m betting the cops aren’t through investigating this yet, but we’re not likely to ever get a straight story from the Leftist-friendly media. I also am betting most people have that “are you kidding me” look on their faces when hearing and reading this stuff. Goes to prove they can make this stuff up.
Add this “surprise” to the already disaster that is the Democratic Party burdened with Biden’s failures and lies being exposed on the “new” Twitter, and things are not looking good for them. Yeah, Nancy would, in truth, be very wise to retire before things get even worse.
And I’m betting they will.
