Paul Pelosi Hammered by a Three-Armed Nude Jehovah Riding an Invisible Unicorn

You will (by now) have heard the media’s interpretation of an alleged attack on House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s husband. The details are sketchy, but “A Psychotic Homeless Addict Estranged From His Pedophile Lover & Their Children,” who is “a pro-BLM commune walked in only underwear from Berkeley to the ultrarich neighborhood in San Francisco” …

“…entered Paul Pelosi’s mansion while predator invisible cloaked to avoid security cameras…

…wrestled with Paul Pelosi while a mysterious 3rd man watched, Paul went to the bathroom, called 911, returned to wrestle the hippie nudist, the unnamed 3rd man let police in, and then the hippie hit Paul with a hammer, because he saw a Kevin McCarthy news conference a year ago.”

 

While shouting where’s Nancy?

The media has labeled the attacker as a Republican, which is how Saddam, Adolf, Joe (Stalin), Mao, Fidel, the Democrat media, and Joe Biden’s teleprompter spin everything. Who else could it be?

Question? Was Paul eating a Subway sandwich, and did his alleged attacker have rope and bleach?

As Prof. William Jacobs reminds us, here, the media lies a lot, and you can’t trust a damn thing they say. So what happened? No one has a clue, least of all the media, but it’s an opportunity to smear the political right days before another alleged attack (on the Democracy) by voters, should they deliver – as expected – a tidal wave of Republican victories.

I must admit, as October surprises go, this one’s a bit of a stretch (are you sure it wasn’t Vlad Putin?).

Far Fetched

As noted increasingly everywhere, Pelosi’s San Francisco estate isn’t some farmhouse in flyover country where no one locks their doors. It has a security perimeter, staff, and surveillance. One does not simply walk into chez Pelosi. In your underwear. Carrying a hammer.

The talking heads could just have easily straight-faced a headline like, Paul Pelosi was attacked by a three-armed nude Jehovah riding an invisible unicorn, and anyone who disputes this account is a denier who should expect a visit from the new fully armed and operational IRS.

Nancy was in DC, so the more likely scenario is that her hubby and his ideologically similar pro-BLM, pseudo-nudist “acquaintance” were drunk and up to something that went sideways. The only escape plan Pelosi could come up with is this thin gruel we’ve been asked to ingest.

When the mysterious third person opens the door to let the police in, David attacks me with this hammer. Don’t worry; someone will bail you out.”

The truth, much like Hunter Biden’s Laptop, is probably not just embarrassing to the family but damaging to the left.

 

And, as I discovered yesterday, DePape lived with a notorious local nudist in a Berkeley home, complete with a Black Lives Matter sign in the window and an LGBT rainbow flag, emblazoned with a marijuana symbol, hanging from a tree. A closer look reveals the characteristics of a homeless encampment, or what Europeans call “an open drug scene.” In the driveway, there is a broken-down camper van. On the street is a yellow school bus, which neighbors said DePape occasionally stayed in. Both are filled with garbage typical of such structures in homeless encampments. People come and go from the house and the vehicles, neighbors say, in part to partake in the use of a potent psychedelic drug, ibogaine.

Neighbors described DePape as a homeless addict with a politics that was, until recently, left-wing,

 

 

Don’t be as surprised as David DePape when he “hangs himself” like Epstein or ends up dead by other means so that whatever truth he might tell dies with him.

That is, after all, what Paul would have meant by “someone will bail you out.”

 

HT | Legal Insurrection

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