Serial liar Alexandria Ocasio Cortez has announced that she is engaged to longtime boyfriend, Riley Roberts. Riley is a pasty ginger and card-carrying member of the misogynist patriarchy (he’s a white man!). A systemic racist descendent of European colonizers likely to suffer from low testosterone.
The study — Testosterone Administration Induces A Red Shift in Democrats — was published on November 14th, 2021 by Professor Paul Zak, the Director of the Center for Neuroeconomics Studies at Claremont Graduate University.
“His research has made a substantial impact in explaining the variation in human social behaviors and has been cited by other scholars over 18,000 times placing in the top 0.3% of all scholars,” explains his professional biography.
Zak’s latest findings reveal a link between testosterone levels and political preference through analyzing 136 voting-age males throughout the 2012 election season.
“Our results demonstrate that testosterone induces a “red shift” among weakly-affiliated Democrats,” summarized the paper.
I think it’s safe to say that Riley votes Democrat and is therefore deficient in testosterone which is precisely the sort of man socialist women prefer. Centrally planning things demands compliance, or police powers must be invoked. If Riley doesn’t stay under the porch like a good boy, AOC might have to stage one of her classic public theatrical presentations. Pretending to cry for children “in cages” at the border. Fearing for her life during the ingress or protesters into a building she wasn’t in or near.
Pretending she wasn’t a privileged middle-class gal named Sandy who lived in a moderately upscale suburban neighborhood.
So are congratulations in order? I guess.
AOC follows in the footsteps of a fellow squad member Ilhan Omar who married a white devil of her own (Tim Mynett) after laundering campaign contributions through his consulting business for years.
I’ve no idea what Riley’s job is, but I feel confident without looking that he’s on AOC’s payroll in some capacity. The media says he was a web developer in College when they met, so maybe she can loan him out to soon-to-be-ex NH Senator Maggie Hassan. She’s had issues with network security in the past, and they all vote the same way, so maybe they can work something out.
And kidding aside, I hope they are perfect for each other and have a long and happy marriage, though precisely what that might look like, I have no idea, nor do I much care. It’s not any of my business unless taxpayer money starts (or has been) funneling through Riley and therefore back to Cortez, who has to run for re-election in her “new district.” NY-14 is now (mostly?) Westchester. Not that she has to worry. It’s a solidly blue district, so something borrowed and something blue.
I’m sure it will be typical of her station. They could have a few readings from the works of Marx and Engles. And it will be opulent and excessive in the shadow of hyper-inflation and general misery.
Tone-deaf, just like Sandy.
