Mandatory Masks Emergency Order, Loophole, and......Fundraising! - Granite Grok

Mandatory Masks Emergency Order, Loophole, and……Fundraising!

Grok Mask Lanyard frontside v2.0

So, we’ve all been talking about Gov. Sununu’s Mandatory Mask Emergency Order and Grokster Ian’s finding of the builtin loophole that now changes the definition of “mandatory” to “toothless”:

6. A person who declines to wear a mask or cloth face covering because of a medical or developmental issue, or difficulty breathing, shall not be required to produce documentation, or other evidence, verifying the condition.

Because asking / demanding / hectoring / <insert what you want here> is unconstitutional – NH Constitution, Article 2-b [Right to Privacy]:

An individual’s right to live free from governmental intrusion in private or personal information is natural, essential, and inherent. (December 5, 2018)

But you have already told us of infractions by political subdivisions (i.e., Government) of that clause (e.g., the MTA, Manchester Transportation).

So, Steve had a VERY bright idea to help out in this regard because a lot of Government workers really can be Karens in disguise (and just about as well informed). So, GraniteGrok is pleased to present Gov. Sununu’s own words that you can show ANYone what “Mandatory” can mean “Not so fast, kemosabe!” – here’s a quick prototype:

Yeah, yeah, I gotta up my cutting skills. It’s a PROTOTYPE, folks, but feel free to make sport of me in the comments – I can take it!

The backside has all of the exceptions that Gov. Sununu gave himself – and for us to use.

Grok Mask Lanyard Backside P1a

So all you’d have to do is let the Karen du jour (or du la deuxième) by flashing them in their face, let them gaze upon the words, and smile back at them in an all-knowing-more-than-you smile.

It helps you, and perhaps you can help us as well!  A donation of $10 will have this sent to you most properly – shipping included.  But WAIT, there’s more! For $15, we’ll up that to 3 placards.

However, if you make that a $5/monthly donation, we’ll send 2 more for you to share with family, friends, and others you know to like to make fun of stupid things at no extra charge.  If you decide to make a $10/month donation, we’ll do the same AND send you a GraniteGrok hat (and for those that have donated recently, we’re going to do the same for you folks). If some of you wish to do more ($25/month or more), we’ll send you the placards, a ‘Grok hat, and a ‘Grok shirt similar to what we wear to events). Just in time to, well, annoy the Progressives at any time!

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