Palate Cleanser – doesn’t help when the emails go to the “boss”

by
Skip

Heh! Doug left GraniteGrok quite some time ago. That said, it seems like scammers are always out of date. Doesn’t help when the email telling “you” that you’ve been fired goes to the “boss”. I actually get this type of email on a regular basis:

From: “Human Resources Manager”
Sent: 4/30/2020 5:08:33 AM
Subject: Letter of dismissal
Dear doug
Employee at granitegrok.com Company,
We are deeply saddened to inform you that your term of employment at granitegrok.com company has come to an immediate end. Due to the covid-19 epidemic, we have no choice but to end your employment with us.This decision is effective immediately.
Find attached your 2 months salary receipt.
We thank you for your service and we wish it didn’t have to end this way.
Sincerely,
Human Resources Manager
cc: ceo@granitegrok.com
And of course, there was a “payload” HTML file attached, naturally.  So I responded and I really AM hoping they’ll write back (heh!):
From: “Skip” <Skip@granitegrok.com>
To: “Human Resources Manager” <hr88468@granitegrok.com>
Sent: 5/11/2020 11:36:42 AM
Subject: Re: Letter of dismissal
Hey, numbskulls
Funny – he left the company about 10 years ago. Didn’t you do your homework and look up his records!
Get with the program or YOU will be fired.  Do NOT repeat this mistake or it will be YOUR butts heading out the door!
Have I made myself CLEAR???
Last warning!
-Skip
Co-Founder, owner
GraniteGrok.com
I think the over/under that they will is pretty much nil – but it would be kinda fun, wouldn’t it?
Note: in doing an image search for this post, almost all of the top images that both Google and DuckDuckGo showed were the famous words by Trump

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  • Skip

    Co-founder of GraniteGrok, my concern is around Individual Liberty and Freedom and how the Government is taking that away. As an evangelical Christian and Conservative with small "L" libertarian leanings, my fight is with Progressives forcing a collectivized, secular humanistic future upon us. As a TEA Party activist, citizen journalist, and pundit!, my goal is to use the New Media to advance the radical notions of America's Founders back into our culture.

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