Biden’s political career will be ending soon. March 3rd, I think. Possibly sooner. And when you find yourself at the end of a line, possibly before you expected, you need a path forward. This is why I think Joe Biden should form a band and go on tour.
“Quid Pro Joe and the Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers,” announce their 2020 Ukraine tour. They’ll be playing all of their greatest hits.
- “Collusion Boogie”
- “Last Light Rail Train to Kyiv”
- “Malarky!”
- “Nikolai Can You Loan Me a Few Million”
- “Handsy is as Handsy Does”
- “Berrrizzzmah”
- “Barry Don’t Lose my Number”
- “Hunterz Just ‘Biden’ His Time”
and many more. Sponsored by Burisma Holding.
Special guests, “Little Mikey Bloomberg and the Horse-Faced Lesbians.”
Feel free to come up with your own songs in comments. There’s gotta be a million of them.
