Me? I'd stop at "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!" - Granite Grok

Me? I’d stop at “Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!”

But given these days where Social Justice Warriors just lay in wait for ANYthing to which they can slam someone to gutter and leave them to rot, I guess this is society they want:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter-solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2019, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.

Heh! It’s still Merry Christmas from me!

(H/T: The Corner)