If you thought finding a “snack” machine with everything “but what you wanted” at 2 am was bad before welcome to 2018. Yale, the college not the lock company, has approved an emergency contraceptive vending machine. What the hell is that? It’s a vending machine on a college campus that dispenses ’emergency’ contraceptives. For the thoughtful “rapist.”
I brought jelly, condoms, some RU-486, but they didn’t have rape kits for later. You know, when we sober up and forget we consented to campus sex.
Campus sex is when someone throws themselves at a potential sexual partner in front of witnesses, leaves with them, then some number of days later accuses them of non-consensual sex. The university destroys them. The media piles on. Professors condemn. Local politicians quickly craft impossible to enforce laws. The kid’s parents get a lawyer. And some judge in the real world writes a scathing decision about the Academy’s complete disregard for process rights and the rule of law and all that.
I guess you wouldn’t need a rape kit for that. But having one might add credence to your claims. Because rape does happen. Not as often as the 1 in 5 women narrative suggests. But that’s all academic. The machine won’t have rape kits or RU-486. Connecticut State law prohibits the latter. And why would we ever really need the former?
The same campus culture also promotes the idea that simply browsing the contents of such a vending machine is rape.
And they wonder why the kiddies are so confused?
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