Staphylococcus at NH Journal?

Has NH Journal developed a Staff Infection?
Has NH Journal developed a “Staff” Infection?

NH Journal appears to have developed the flesh eating variety of the “staph” infection, and it looks serious.  It has already claimed someone’s balls.

The castrated scribbler in question–see also “Staff Reporter”–has written a nifty little attack piece in which they observed that Jack Kimball had endorsed Andrew Hemingway for NH-GOP Chairman.

The endorsement is no surprise. Many of Kimball’s few remaining supporters – including Joe Barton, a man he called his “black opps guy” – have backed Hemingway for weeks.

Thank the Lord they quote John DiStaso in advance of that gem or we’d have to wonder if the NHJ mystery reporter was just making it up like that secret meeting that NH Journal invented back in late October with Kimball and some named “remaining followers.”  Once you start making news so you can report it, everyone has to question everything you publish, even when the by-line is from such a well known and respected journalist as Staff Reporter.

We’ll, we hope that “Staff Reporter” (or should I say Staph Reporter) can scrounge up some antibiotics.  Too much “staph” reporting can cause your “few remaining readers” to fall off and seek their Internet amusements elsewhere.

Or maybe its not an infection at all.  What if the cuckolds at NHJ haven’t figured out a way to go ask the New Hampshire’s Establishment Republicans if they can have their testicles back?

Well how about this?  The next time you are bending the knee, offer to trade them the extra ‘p’ you put in ‘Black opps’ in exchange for returning your balls.  The last time I checked the proper abbreviation for “operations” was “ops.’  (NHJ is ever so concerned about spelling after all.)