Following its move to force religious organizations to do things in violation of their conscience, the Obama administration has declared that in the name of fairness and equality, some additional mandates may be in order.
Vegan restaurants will now be required to sell meals that include meat and fish.
Health food stores will be required to carry bacon, candy, donuts, etc.
Planned Parenthood would have to advocate abstinence, provide ultrasounds to all pregnant women, and promote adoption first.
Public Schools will now be expected to hold Heterosexual Pride days.
And women will have to give men a voice in whether or not they should get an abortion.
“Dorothy! Wake up Dorothy!”
