To the (Obvious) tune of the Oscar Mayer wiener song…finish or re-write these lyrics.
Oh I wish I had a pic of Tony’s Weiner.
That is what I’d really like to see–ee-ee
Cause if I had a pic of Tony Weiner
(……)
Have at it! Well, you know what I mean.
(And no, I do not want to have or see anything regarding A. Weiner except maybe his resignation for lying to America for a week straight and trying to blame others for his own behavior.)