Before I get into discussing the recommended hairstyle for Comrade Rep Laura Telerski, a hat tip to Beth Scaer and username “Progressive New England,” who tweeted about the style of interest I am proposing. Both of them inspired the creativity for this article.
Beth and I often ridicule the appearances of various members of the enemy camp as we share our thoughts. “She should hire a stylist” is one of her frequent comments when I point out a fashion faux pas of any of The Usual Suspects.
I also enjoy snickering over pictures of Rosenwald having a bad hair day, even though Beth is NOT a fan of people with straight hair mocking people with curly hair. Keep that last comment in mind because the official hairstyle of higher office members of the enemy camp is for all higher office incumbents and candidates alike, regardless of natural color or texture. Note this fearsome foursome as a few examples.
In the professional world, it’s a common practice for aging women to accept their lost youth by ditching their long hair. Just look at head shots of almost any female CEO that’s over 50, and you won’t see hair touching the collar. Laura Telerski is in her mid-50s, and she can turn to a few political leadership examples: Janet Mills (78), Maura Healey (55), Alexis Simpson (50), and Ms. Melanie Levesque (68).
Note that the 4 examples are the same haircut, though in various states of maintenance or neglect. “But wait a minute, what about Kelly Ayotte?” We will ignore her longer hair because she pretends to be a Republican.
Lily Tang Williams has often mentioned that Communist China has a very short list of hairstyles for women that have been approved by Mao. Does Buckley or his out-of-state or DC counterparts have such a list? If the answer is YES, I surmise that the hairstyle Progressive New England tweeted about not too long ago is one of them, perhaps even the preferred one.
Note that Alexis Simpson and Janet Mills part their hair on their left, while Maura Healey and Ms. Melanie part theirs on the right. Laura Telerski would have to pick a side, something that Dems who presently part their hair in the middle might have difficulty doing, as they are not allowed to think for themselves, so I’m here with a helpful suggestion for the hairdresser who gets to do the honors. S/he can ask Telerski who her favorite professional athletes are. If one or more of them take a knee, the knee that touches the ground most often is the side her hair is to be parted on.
