The Left is spinning faster than an Atlantic Basin Cyclone to dismiss claims that Kamal’s border-jumping Haitians are eating people’s pets. And let’s be honest. It’s not a matter of whether it is true or not; they can’t afford to lose the liberal cat-lady vote. The deceitful, flip-flopping Border Tsar needs them, so claims of pet consumption are the product of a wild conspiracy.
But here’s the thing. If someone were eating cats, Democrats would be hard-pressed to object. Much like The Family, the family pet is destroying the planet. Back in 2022, CNN floated a trial balloon suggesting that domestic animals in the US, our loveable pets, add 64 million tons of carbon to the atmosphere each year. The fact that this has nothing meaningful to do with climate or weather never came up because of the “war on meat.”
Your pet’s primary source of nutrition is meat. Meat is one of the several bugbears our climate-crazed friends keep chasing without regard to how (if anything they believe were true) increased plant-based agriculture to replace it would be worse for the planet. It doesn’t need to make sense. Climate chaos is a sect in the religion of Marxism, where man is god and obligated to create conflict as a means to take control of, well, everything. And what could be more god-like than the idea that human emissions can warp Eden and bring ruin to the biosphere, whose doom may only be averted if you let them rob you to fund their government cult?
It’s a problem that cat-eating Haitians could help us solve, but at what price? Doesn’t a Haitain, or any other unregistered carbon emitter, do more damage living in America? They weren’t using nearly as much energy in Haiti as they would here, multiplied by the many millions relocated by carbon-emitting jets and buses to plucky bergs across the increasingly fruitless plain.
If saving the planet is job one, then open borders are likely as bad or worse for the biosphere as anything, the cure to which would be to enforce the law and build a wall to protect the Liberal Cat Lady’s pets before they try to eat the Haitians as a supplement to their forced (planet-killing) vegan diet.
