This from Local10.com in Cantonment, Florida:
“According to officials, a man has died after a dog jumped into a van, stepped on the accelerator, and struck him as he opened a gate outside a Florida Panhandle home.”
As usual, the real “inside story” is to be found in the comments that follow the article.
Here are some of them:
Dewreck says: The dog did it on purpose, it’s why police officers are blowing away family pets at alarming rates, they know your canine companion is secretly a cold, crazed, conniving killer….
docwhocuts says: I raid my dog’s dog house weekly looking for assault weapons.
Brad says: What is an “assault weapon”?
sean patriot says: Anything a liberal thinks is scary looking.
Fool_Killer says: Close. Any weapon that the sight of makes a liberal wet himself.
TxPatrick: Like a Job?