Why aren’t they Free? Because taxpayers are not paying for them, that’s why. Mr. Redistribution isn’t about to give up money for his campaign just so you can wear his gear. Although mandatory purchases are not out of the question after the election (should he win). You can wear it while you look longingly at the required Obama Photo that you will have to hang on the wall in case an armed band from the IRS, EPA, or Department of Education stops by for an unannounced ‘inspection’ of the governments property upon which you happen to be squatting.
I am, or course, referring to the Obama-Gear and to the Team O (as in Zero) ‘Our Stripes Flag Print Shirt.’ (pictured above.)
It’s only $35.00, complete with the Obama ‘O,’ as in ‘O’ my, adding six trillion to the national debt in just three and half years seems like an awful lot.‘ It’s probably only available on brown and green shirts.
It also has only nine stripes, which I can only assume excludes the slave states–I didn’t check the map but it sounds good. Can’t have those on the Obama ‘Our Stripes Flag Print Shirt.’ And I’m just guessing but they probably left the 57 stars off because they couldn’t fit them around the ‘O.’
Get them while you still can. “O,” and they are actually not free nor will they ever be because under four more years of Obama, Free is just an idea not an option.
