So sorry, Steve – your post about the demise of Obama’s campaign AttackWatch may have been premature. Or, did it just go all “ZombieWatch”? Careful all you anti-Big Government, gun-totin’, Bible thumpin’, Constitution lovin’ conservatives and libertarians – Obama’s crack webmavens have brought it back from the dead (gee, just like Dark Shadows?)! Prepare for the Attack of the Zombie!
The Truth Team (with such a cute little logo, too!) – going where witless know no bounds (er, didn’t they learn the FIRST time?).
Saddle up, boys and girls – this is going to get real snarky! Can we start with all of the promises that Obama has made:
- Like cutting the deficit in half his first year?
- Like closing Gitmo the first year of his Presidency?
- Like not hiring any lobbyists his first term?
- Like being the most open and transparent Presidency ever?
- Like he respects Religious Freedom?
- Like we can keep the insurance plans we have?
- Like we can keep the doctors we like?
- Like we can leave Iraq after declaring we won (without repercussions)?
- Like we can leave Afghanistan after declaring we won (and the Taliban won’t take over again)?
- Like if his Stimulus package was passed, unemployment would not go over 8%?
- Like we would see 3% and 4% GDP growth rates (instead of the sub-par results thus far)?
- Like he is a Constitutional scholar?
- Like he was going to be a post-racial President?
- Like the planet would heal?
- Like the oceans would stop their rising?
Like….oh heck, this is gonna be so easy…..can somebody turn us in, quick? We don’t want to be the Johnny-come-lastlies….
BTW, did anyone else with how they designed Keeping His Word? As an evangelical, I’m used to seeing “His” capitalization in reference to either God the Father or with God the Son….unless Obama is trying to take His campaign to the next level?
