Hurricane Erin wandered about the Atlantic, creating storm surge, rip tides, and heavy surf, but not a lot else. Not the sort of damage the Climateers use as tribute to their cause. They want wreckage, flooding, and a pile of dead bodies on that altar. Look what you did! As if they are gods who can, with enough of other people’s money, shift the planet’s climate to their will.
Erin wasn’t the droif they were looking for, and neither is Fernand. Formerly Invest 90L, it appears hurricane capable but isn’t quite there yet. And it is following Erin’s lead. Destined to get lost in the North Atlantic. Invest 99L, however, has the potential to cause some trouble.
This storm (It will be Tropical Storm Gabrielle) is coming in low, just above South America, but south of Haiti, which makes it less likely to follow its predecessors and more likely to get the Climate Cult into a tizzy.
Instead of drifting up and out of the Sargasso Sea, it is headed into the Caribbean, where warm water could supercharge it before it drifts up and into…America. Maybe.
Here are some of the best guesses on track, most of which include a decreasing likelihood that this system will gather enough power to be anything but a big storm, which has to have the “you’re ruining the planet” people concerned.
Two tracks suggest winds up to 75 MPH, which is category one, through the Gulf of America into the Florida panhandle or across Cuba and then along the eastern coast of Florida. No one actually knows – which is what makes writing about it so much more fun.
You can’t predict the weather this week, but 100 years from now, everyone agrees you’re spot on. If we don’t live like it’s 1299, and you travel from your mansions in private jets to swanky confabs, the world will end.
Soon, Gabrielle will do whatever she likes while the climate cult holds its breath and hopes for death and destruction.
