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ROOKE: World Cup Visitors Make Best Case For Closed Borders

June 18, 2026 Mary Rooke

The 2026 FIFA World Cup in the U.S. has brought millions of visitors from around the world to American stadiums, inadvertently proving the point for closed borders. Fans in jerseys from Argentina, Germany, Japan, England, and dozens of other nations fill the stands, chant in their languages, and showcase their traditions. The Scottish fans walk around in their … Read more

America’s Least Liked Team (Women’s Soccer) Disappoints Us

August 8, 2023 Ray Cardello

Soccer is not my favorite sport, and there are not many sports that I do not enjoy. It may fall just above men’s polo or synchronized swimming. Women’s soccer is by far my least favorite sport and sports team for several reasons.

Women’s World Cup Soccer CAN Give Tickets Away But Selling Them…

July 23, 2023 Steve MacDonald

You have to wonder if #woke women’s sports athletes are putting up with men in their sport because it improves the odds someone will care enough to watch it. Being athletic or good doesn’t seem to matter. It’s never enough.

World Cup Rocked By #MeToo Scandal

December 21, 2022 Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!)

Despite what many are calling a World Cup with an ending so epic not even Hollywood could have made it up, the world of soccer has been rocked by its own Hollywood-esque #metoo scandal.

Sports Illustrated Tries to Make a Sacrifice to Angry Leftwing gods – Gets What It Deserves

February 23, 2020December 11, 2019 Steve MacDonald

Let’s call it a genderless dog bites transman story. Another case of someone or something trying to appease the Left’s angry gods only to discover it’s never enough. What do I mean? Sports Illustrated #Woke up one morning and decided to give an award to Millionaire World Cup Soccer Harpy Megan Rapinoe.

Lesbian World Cup Socialism!

July 11, 2019July 10, 2019 Steve MacDonald

I self-identify as a lesbian so shout out to the brotherhood of the sisterhood. I suspect there are a lot of ‘men’ like me out there living in the shadows. Peacefully using men’s public bathrooms without protest. Even doing our part to protect the Republic.