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BANANAS: Stupor Bowl LX Review: Never Again Is Now

February 12, 2026 Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!)

As the smoke from the forest fires and chem-trails settled along the bay the full spectrum of colors and disorders emerged from the thunderously loud crowd of ball worshippers there to venerate America’s favorite holiday festival – the Stupor Bowl. This year’s dialectical offering pitted New England’s favorite Patriots against the tent city hopefuls from … Read more

Bananas: Taylor Swift Wins First Super Bowl Championship & MVP

February 13, 2024 Johnny Bananas (Fake News Reporter!)

It seems like she was just a fresh face out of high school only a short while ago, running up and down stadiums belting out feel-good hits about young love. Today she is Taylor Swift, Super Bowl LVIII Champion.

WaPo’s Crappy Pretentious Super Bowl Ad gets a ‘Makeover’

February 5, 2019 Steve MacDonald

If you missed the Washington Post’s pretentious little Super Bowl Ad, you could find it here, for context. It’s made by and for people who think modern journalists are anything but propagandists for single-party rule, at least in America. And while it is a noble idea to praise those who died in the course of … Read more

Why did M.I.A. Flip off my 11 Year Old Daughter?

September 26, 2018February 7, 2012 Steve MacDonald

I know that media and entertainment people live in intersecting bubbles where hordes of grovelers kiss their backsides 24/7/365 for the chance to ride on the coat-tails other peoples fame. I get that even the most grounded among them will begin to believe that everything they do and say is as great as all the butt-kissers tell them it is. But what kind of performer comes to the conclusion that giving 100 million people the finger (including my 11 year old daughter) is a form entertainment?

“What, this isn’t pay cable?”