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“Best Movie Line EVAH!”

From Jim Bender: You might want to throw this amusing little Bob Hope clip up on Granite Grok. the greatest movie line ever!" I thought that I had put this up before on the ‘Grok, but Jim has identified a HUGE void hiding amongst the almost 8,300 posts we’ve put up since we opened, so … Read more

Friday Humor – Jigsaw puzzle…maybe not…

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started."

Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?"

The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster."

Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ………….

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