"Winston, come into the dining room, it’s time to eat," Julia called out to her husband. "In a minute, honey, it’s a tie score," he answered.
Actually, Winston wasn’t all that excited about the traditional holiday football game between Detroit and Washington. Ever since the government passed the Civility in Sports Statute of 2017, outlawing tackle football for its "unseemly violence" and the "bad example it sets for the rest of the world," Winston was far less of a football fan than he used to be. Two-hand touch wasn’t nearly as exciting.
But it wasn’t really the game that was keeping Winston from the Thanksgiving dinner table….