The Morons at the DCCC have done the nation a service this Thanskgiving. They have sent out an email to arm the tin-foil hat army with a ‘cheat sheet’ in the event that they find themselves in this unfortunate situation.
You’re settling in at the table on Thursday and in between shouts of "please pass the mashed potatoes," one of your relatives starts repeating one of Sarah Palin‘s lies, or some ludicrous accusation about President Obama that he heard at a tea party rally or on Rush Limbaugh‘s radio show.
There’s only one problem. The cheat sheet does not equip the Reynolds wrap wearing acolytes of liberalism with anything new. What it amounts to is things they can yell instead of engaging in debate. But the DCCC is not to be discouraged.
That’s why we’re proud to bring back the DCCC’s Thanksgiving Cheat Sheet. The Cheat Sheet will arm you with the real facts so you can answer back with the truth as soon as your Republican relatives start sounding like Sarah Palin.
I think this is the same card they sent out to the House reps to run on for reelection. It really is just crap to be shouted over the Yams and stuffing, a list of so-called democrat accomplishments–only they left one out. "Having policies so unpopular with the voters that they lost 63 House seats."
It’s about the only good thing to come out of that damn party and they left it off the list.
That’s OK. You know what to do if you encounter the cheat sheet. Just ask polite questions. They have no idea how to answer them. They don’t know anything that is not on the cheat sheet.
And my suggestion for democrats this Thanksgiving? This list is a real turkey. Pretend to be an independent.
The Cheat sheet is on the jump. Don’t drink anything while you read it or it’s coming out your nose and all over your computer. You have been warned.
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