A sanctimonious “expert” is attempting to “Doc-splain” to their lessers the need to change their summer collegiate baseball team name because it’s “unhealthy.” I guess this Doc forgot that college “kids” are a rambunctious bunch.
Bacon
Saying “Bring Home the Bacon” is Oppressive to “Disadvantaged Groups.”
If milk is the symbol of white supremacy, then bacon is the oppressor of disadvantaged peoples. Meat, the “ancient” cudgel of oppressors. An elitist symbol of ruling class power. A superiority expressed in phrases like “bring home the bacon,” and your “goose is cooked.” Sinister slights wielded by thoughtless elites doing the bidding of the one percent.
And in honor of GrokCommenter Chris P, we present!
What, you disagree that we need more than BaCoN? You fools! EVERYthing tastes better with bacon!!! (far better than Steve’s peanuts….) (H/T: Powerline)
The Eleven Levels of Bacon
All that talk about New Hampshire School Boards banning dodge-ball and public servants plagiarizing the New Hampshire Municipal Association has made me hungry. Hungry for Bacon. But I don’t have any bacon on me so I’ll have to settle for this…as I ponder whether Spinal Tap would run right out and buy the eleventh level of bacon just because it … Read more