I’m sorry, but I can’t help myself. Democrats dropped a photo of Trump with a bunch of adult women, blocked out their faces, then accused him of getting “caught” in an Epstein photo dump with underage girls.
You’ll probably know the details by now—adult women. No Epstein. And Mr. Trump was reported to be a perfect gentleman and host. Democrats couldn’t stop themselves from falling into a trap that wasn’t even set for them.
Too many examples to share, but I’d rather you looked locally and shared them with me. Nothing is quite as fun as exposing the zombie leftists in your local or state government. And maybe they said something they can’t take back. Something that could present another opportunity for Mr. Trump to file a lawsuit or two.
MS NOW is reported to have led the story with their legal expert on how these “girls'” faces would not be redacted unless someone requested it, which means they’d have to be underage or Epstein survivors.
Neither is true, and it remains to be seen if Dem leadership did the redacting or just never checked to see if these were just adult women in a photo with Trump. We know they assumed otherwise, and yes, as part of the headline inspiration (whether any of this is lawsuit-worthy or not), I had to try and rewrite the lyrics to an ancient Cyndi Lauper hit, ‘cuz reasons.
Dems can’t get anything right.
Chuck Schumer says, “Hey, let’s go pick a fight.”
Oh, Chuckie dear, you know you’ll have to be crude?
[Pre-Chorus]
And Dems, they’re comin’ unglued
Oh, Dems just want to get sued
[Verse 2]
The phone rings, MSNOW is uptight
They’re yelling, “We think we can help with your plight.”
Hey Dems, your fake pick will get lots of views
[Pre-Chorus]
And Dems, they’re comin’ unglued
MSNOW just wants to get sued
They Just Wanna
They Just Wanna-ah ah
I know, but it’s this thing I do sometimes.
Next outrage, please!