Sandy Cortez’s squad has had some attrition issues lately. Ironically, they fell off Team Marx via the same tactic Cotezz had tried to get them there in the first place. Sandy’s plan has been to primary old school Dems with young commies, but a few of the citizens seem to have lost interest in that. Jaamal Bowman was primaried out over the summer in New York, as was Cori Bush in Missouri.
Hatin’ on Jews and glorifying Hamas were not the best paths to take, but Squad Squiddies gonna squid. Hatin’ Jews is who they are, and the Democrat Party chose the other side as the election approached. They still hate Jews, even many of the Jewish Dems, but you can’t be too public about that, or you’ll get your squad squished.
Jaamal “false alarm” Bomman lost to a Hillary-backed Dem while Bush lost and is now the object of potential FEC investigation. In Maxine Watter’s fashion, she was paying her husband with campaign funds for security services for which he has no license in her district (or any other if I gauge the reporting properly). Bush also had a guru on her campaign-funded payroll for the same services.
He claims he can summon tornadoes at will, cause earthquakes with his hate, and conduct blood rituals to bring ruin upon his enemies. An intergalactic master of psychic self-defense born 109 trillion years ago, his days, he says, are now spent tending to his crops and spreading anti-Semitic conspiracies.
Nathaniel Davis III also happens to be Rep. Cori Bush’s (D., Mo.) close friend and her highest-paid private security guard.
Davis has earned over $137,000 providing “security services” for Bush since 2020, according to FEC filings, the latest of which showed disbursements of $5,000 in Dec. 2022. Using dozens of social media posts, including photos and videos that show Davis with Bush, the Washington Free Beacon has confirmed that Davis is in fact a St. Louis, Missouri, spiritual guru known as Aha Sen Piankhy who teaches classes on how to read minds, summon mythical beings, and maintain urban gardens—to avoid having to buy food from the Jews.
I’m not hip to whether the local St. Louis media was reporting on how Congresswoman Bush was paying a Jew-Hating Guru for “security” or if that had any effect on her primary loss, but did her donors know?
They do now, and perhaps that is the end of her federal career, though why she didn’t have her guru perform blood rituals or summon earthquakes and tornadoes to “deal with” her primary opponent or the Jews or Republicans (like Donald Trump), which she could blame on global warming remains unclear. As does the guru’s age; he must have a different sense of time and years and junk and stuff, especially since the super-smart non-guru folks not on Cori Bushe’s payroll claim the universe is less than 14 billion years old.
One hundred nine trillion years old, and he’s doing security for a Marxist around St. Louis? Shouldn’t we be asking him important questions about where all the matter formed in the Big Bang came from? Was that him?
It’s okay, Nathanial; we know they don’t know sh!t and are just guessing, which also applies to things like global warming. You could be as old as you say, and by the look of you are happy someone finally invented Doritos, which you may not be able to afford now that Cori can’t pay you with campaign money she may need to hire lawyers when the FEC comes to do a bit forensic accounting.
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