All ages have played the great game of “CLUE”! Our grandchildren benefit from the lessons in Holmesian deduction and intuition. Unfortunately, diabolically intentioned elected Federal officials have used the same strategy as members of the Deep State to ferret out the smallest fish to fry with the fickle finger of blame.
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I learned this lesson as a young Laconia City Councilman. Highly paid bureaucrats will finger the lowest person on the “Totem Pole” as responsible for an indiscretion.
In the headlines today, human nature continues its march backward. On February 3, 2023, a Norfolk- Southern train derailed in East Palestine, Ohio. Mush-for-Brains makes an idiotic decision to release highly poisonous and explosive chemicals into the atmosphere over Palestine, Ohio. Astoundingly, Mush-for-Brains either overlooks or does not care it has released poisonous chemicals that will not only destroy East Palestine but will infiltrate our rivers, water systems and the air we breathe wherever the wind may blow.
And so, the game of Clue begins. Who are the suspects who unleashed Chernobyl 2 on US ? Let’s name the suspects from most likely to least likely ,based on common sense:
Bumbles Biden, the EPA director, the CEO of Norfolk-Southern, the Governor of Pennsylvania and/or Ohio, or the East Palestine Fire Chief. In the first roll of the dice, Ohio’s Governor, Mr. Milqetoast, took the podium, sort of admitted he made the decision and advised ‘ just drink bottled.’ Next roll of the dice, the Governor of Pennsylvania thought he may have made the Decision. It is becoming more difficult to use the Holmesian deduction method as there are now two-semi confessions.
However, as the Palestine debacle deteriorates, both Governors regret and recant their confessions. After all, they are politicians.
Then the CEO comes to town, speaks privately to an unknown audience, which certainly did not include the severely threatened and injured residents of Palestine, and departs as secretly as he arrived.
One CLUE player picks up a clue that reveals Bumbles Biden is in Ukraine, probably collecting his 10% of the $150 billion donated to his fellow grifter buddy, Zelensky.
A second CLUE card reveals that the EPA director is busy planning a junket to Africa with his hard rock buddies to a climate change conference and a magical mystery tour. So, clearly, Bumbles and Mr. EPA were otherwise occupied and unavailable to make this idiotic decision even though federal law requires Bumbles and Mr. EPA to make the Decision.
After passing the buck from February 3rd to 21st, these outstanding public servants announced that the case had been solved. The culprit is the Fire Chief of Palestine. The CLUE players are now totally confused, confounded, and bewildered.
Bumbles Biden still has not visited East Palestine, but he made a trip to California to collect Pop’s share of the Billion Dollar Bank Bailout, as Hunter puts it.