In a mad race to be more despotic and manipulative than Australia or New Zealand, Canada has used ‘Mrs. Clause’ to get kids masked and Jabbed.
No good tyranny will work if you forget to get the kiddies, so Canada’s Chief Public Health Officer, Dr. Teresa Tam, pretends to call the North Pole for a health check, where she gets Mrs. Clause.
Santa’s main squeeze is very happy to see so many Canadian on the nice list (they got vaccinated and are up to date like Mr. and Mrs. Clause).
“It just warms my heart to see everyone in Canada, especially kids, working so hard to keep the holidays safe for all.”
“I always tell Santa to make a list and check it twice.
“One: stay up to date on your vaccinations.
“Two: wear a mask in crowded indoor places and make sure it’s nice and snug.
“Three: wash your hands to the tune of jingle bells, Jingle Bells …”
There is one important safety tip. While Mrs. Clause is a bit too Glee Club Perky (the cupcake house does lend itself to the sticky sweetness of it), Dr. Tam’s delivery is almost unbearable. No one is winning any awards for this performance unless it’s for agitprop.
And it’s probably better in the original Russian.
Parents and Caregivers, I had a great chat with Mrs. Claus about things we can do to make this a happy and healthy holiday season. Here’s the scoop from the #NorthPole: pic.twitter.com/pgKY5NPEyV
— Dr. Theresa Tam (@CPHO_Canada) December 21, 2022
HT | The Burning Platform
