The Burger King Pride-Month Bun-Pander

by
Steve MacDonald

Tolerance and diversity hint at acceptance like some gender equivalent of the American melting pot. I think we know that’s not how it works, so what does Burger King’s Pride Month Whopper bun-stunt represent?

Sexist bigotry?

 


The same buns suggest pride only in same-sex relationships. That’s a narrow view, given the subject matter. Doesn’t pride month cover all the infinite shades or rainbow in the gender spectrum?

Take swimmer Lia Thomas. She has a penis and calls himself a “woman” but is sexually attracted to “women” with wombs and vaginas. A neat trick if you can pull it off. Forcing the world to defend your right to shower and change in the same locker room as fit young women with whom you might not mind having sex.

That’s two different sets of genitals using the same gender name, so, couldn’t BK have left well enough alone? They look like regular buns but feel free to have your heel (the bottom of the bun) identify as the crown (the top of the bun) or as a 1967 Chevy Impala with Chrome Cragar wheels, BF Goodrich Radial T/A tires, re-chromed bumpers, window weather stripping, emblems, and aluminum side molding.

Who are we to judge, or so we’re told.

Pedophilia (could have the same buns or not) is an increasingly acceptable form of gender expression on the Left. Is this bun trick available on the Whopper Jr?

Didn’t you use to say I could have it my way?

Sandwich relativism! But that must also mean that relativism itself is relative. If it has no meaning then meaning itself is meaningless.

And while we’re poking the progressive world salad, there’s no such thing as consent on the Left. You do it the way they say, or nothing. Just ask anyone riding that rainbow what happens to their “rights” if they oppose abortion or gun control.

With the Left, you can’t have it your way. You can only have theirs. No pride for you.

But in theirs, you are free to decide (mid-bite) what each bun represents and the pronouns it prefers. And hey, while we’re at it, those fries are a soda, and that pickle is a fruit.

So, what does the bun stunt mean? Nothing. Everything. Bigotry. Inclusion. Equality. Discrimination. Diversity. Homogeneity. Pandering.

And since Burger King is pretending that what they serve is food, if you believe that, you’ll believe anything.

 

HT | Big League politics

Author

  • Steve MacDonald

    Steve is a long-time New Hampshire resident, blogger, and a member of the Board of directors of The 603 Alliance. He is the owner of Grok Media LLC and the Managing Editor of GraniteGrok.com, a former board member of the Republican Liberty Caucus of New Hampshire, and a past contributor to the Franklin Center for Public Policy.

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