Here’s some fun for your mid-day just past midweek workday. An enterprising individual at Not the Bee has created a language 101 tutorial on how to speak Biden. He calls it Bidenese.
Biden is, of course, famous for his gaffes before dementia set in, along with the elder abuse by his party. Since then, he has declined rapidly, making every public appearance a potential disaster even though they are all practiced and scripted.
The result, aside from things like an increasingly aggressive China, the complete collapse of order or dignity in, well everywhere, a crappy economy on the ropes, and the future Carter-Esque malaise, is Bidenism.
Words, well, more like a collection of almost unintelligible sounds strung together for the world to hear in place of words.
Not the Bee has taken a few of these and used them to create this Bidenes 1010 tutorial.
As always, if you have issues with the player, you can watch it here or visit GraniteGrok | Gab TV.