Don't Call it a "Master" Bedroom Anymore, That's Racist - Granite Grok

Don’t Call it a “Master” Bedroom Anymore, That’s Racist

Bedroom - master bedroom

In the interest of inclusivity, a group of realtors has made a decision. No, they’re not giving up their commissions to charities or to help jump-start minority businesses. They have banned the term Master Bedroom.

 

“I’m a person of color and every time the term ‘master bedroom’ was used, I kept saying to myself, ‘I don’t like how it sounds,’” one listing agent and “educator in a racism and real estate continuing education class for Minnesota industry professionals,” told the Tribune. “Now as I’m walking through a property, I’ll just say it’s the owners’ or primary suite.”

 

Why stop there?

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Let’s start with Master’s Degrees and Master’s programs. Every university on the planet that has them should shed the term immediately. Hey, it’s racist.

Then the masterminds behind this masterstroke (or is it a masterwork?) can explain what we’re to do about a masterpiece.

And is this connotation limited to the prefix, or can we extend the moratorium to the suffix as well?

 

bandmaster
burgomaster
bushmaster
choirmaster
concertmaster
dockmaster
drillmaster
grandmaster
harbormaster
headmaster
housemaster
ironmaster
loadmaster
loadmasters
overmaster
paymaster
postmaster
quartermaster
quizmaster
remaster
schoolmaster
scoutmaster
taskmaster
toastmaster
wharfmaster

And, of course,

whoremaster

 

“a new real estate terminology is emerging during a time of racial reckoning as many agents drop biased language” and later suggested that “several Twin Cities area listing agents and real estate companies have been phasing out the word ‘master’ because of its association with slavery.”

 

Slavery takes many forms, evidenced by your slavery to idiot progressive narratives.

I’ll expect a full report on how you intend to scrub the word master from all its uses and hope you never need a master plumber, master electrician, or master carpenter.

To name but a few more.

 

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