Just so we’re clear (as Vodka!), my headline is hijacked from the Weekly Metro care of Jonathon Van Maren at LifeSite News, who calls it one of the most unappetizing headlines of 2021. So, many inappropriate jokes come to mind.
But I can’t tell those here, they would violate Rule#1, and I’m trying not to do that. So, let’s try this.
What better way to celebrate Pride Month (in June, and you will be made to care) than with a #Woke Kellogg’s cereal called “Together with Pride.” A purple box filled with rainbow-heart-shaped bits and edible glitter. And, wait for it!
Kellogg’s went above and beyond to ensure that your kids can go woke just after waking. On the side of the box, children are asked to choose their pronouns, with options like “he/him,” “she/her,” and “they/them,” which, if you haven’t been keeping up, isn’t plural so much as “nonbinary” or just bewildered.
There are also some helpful blanks spaces in case you want to fill in your own, because at this stage in the revolution we’re just making stuff up and everyone has to go along with it.
No prizes inside? What a rip-off, but it’ll be okay! Parent(s) suffering from Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy can pony up 4$ for a box of cereal (instead of hormone drugs and surgery), knowing that $3.00 of that will go to the Gay Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation. And while Kelloggs can promote or donate to anyone they like (except for pregnancy crisis centers or Republicans, or you get the idea), is this like when green groups rant about carbon emissions.
They talk about the desperate need to reduce CO2 but never go where the real polluters are (India, China, Most of Africa). They piss and moan about the US and Europe.
Is GLADD going to be spending their Kellogg’s cash in third world Muslim countries where being gay gets you imprisoned, tossed off a building, or set on fire, or is this more local political activism or marketing money to force people to use pronouns against their will?
Pronouns are a personal choice until you try to make another person use them or, to reframe it, as Rick Olson said the other day, you can invite me to your princess party, but I don’t have to go. Are you going to use that money to make us go?
The goal is not equity or equality, or excellence. It is to compel the speech of others through social, and peer pressure then ask government power to make it required.
In other words, there is no together at the end of that rainbow (unless you mean under the boot).
If you don’t think our toes are already hanging off that ledge, I give you the political response to COVID19, enforced mask mandates, fines, compelled speech on social media, and now the experimental vaccine you can’t live with or without. Papers, please!
Or, Critical Race Theory, a thing that not only divides us by design but offers no path to salvation and is fine with the defamation of gay white people and no way to repent.
A plan that is literally an extension of the White-Tower Marxist Gender studies movement from which we get the militant LGBT political agenda, the Gaystapo, and now Together with Pride cereal to help fund it.
The not-so-long march to tyranny and Kelloggs wants to begin with breakfast.
HT | LifeSiteNews
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