AP ran a headline earlier this week: “Ruh roh! Biden pooch drops doggie doo in White House hallway.” One of Joe’s pooches is alleged to have left a steaming pile on a white house rug. And I thought the dog bite incidents were allegorical. Wait. How do they know it wasn’t Joe?
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Wait, I know. Joe needs more handlers, and whoever wipes his ass for him would have told him, Bad Joe! And then he would sniff her hair and wag his tail.
One of President Joe Biden’s dogs apparently deposited the pile of poo in the hallway outside the Diplomatic Reception Room, just off the South Lawn, on Wednesday.
Reporters accompanying Jill Biden on a trip to California spotted the brown stuff on the red-carpeted hallway as they waited just inside the mansion to be escorted to the first lady’s motorcade.
Imagine the intense media attention if Donald Trump had a dog and it crapped on the carpet outside the diplomatic reception room in the White House. What’s the broader message this sends to the world? What does it tell us about the man and his presidency?
No such introspection, but that’s why we’re here. Balance!
There are so many choices, given the state of the current administration, Whoever is running it, that I am at a loss for where to begin. Perhaps it is exactly what it appears to be.
Welcome to the Biden Administration; watch your step! There could be crap around any corner.
How many dogs are there at the Capitol Building?
