Where's the Kaboom!? There's Supposed to be an Earth Shattering Kaboom! - Granite Grok

Where’s the Kaboom!? There’s Supposed to be an Earth Shattering Kaboom!

Marvin the Martian

For weeks we have been told to expect something. That President Trump is not abandoning America to this pack of Jackals. In case you have not noticed, the time for that is slipping away. Folks are wondering, to borrow from Marvin the Martian, where’s the kaboom!?

Related: Rumor Mill: Trump Has Signed the Insurrection Act

There’s supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!

To put it another way, we are all walking on thin ice. Those among us who can hear it cracking want it to be beneath the feet of our ideological adversaries. But how sure are you?

Can you be certain that the noise is not emanating from under your own feet?

We will know soon enough.


*Note for snowflakes and other easily triggered zombies: ‘Kaboom!’ in this context it rhetorical. It does not refer to an actual explosion or explosives. It means something big will happen that will be huge news and unexpected. Violence is neither inferred nor intended.