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COVID: I Won’t Be Home For Christmas…You Can’t Plan on Me

Tapper Fauci Christmas

We haven’t ‘missed’ Thanksgiving’ yet, so this may be premature, but then it’s not. Deep state hack Tony Fauci has come with a warning. No normal for the foreseeable future. Unless, by normal, you mean lockdowns, mask mandates, and quarantines.


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Fauci famously said, way back at the beginning of this thing, that you can engage in casual sex if you were willing to take the risk. How about a casual Christmas?

Tapper says, “Christmas is probably not gonna be possible.” He means for flyover country. Red State rubes have to skip the holidays. Tapper, and Fauci, and the rest will be doing the people’s business, so parties, celebrations with family and Deep-State friends, and seasonal reverie are a necessary distraction from the supreme burden of running our lives.

The clip does not resolve Fauci’s position on this, but he’s obviously not comfortable saying sure, Jake, Christmas is canceled. Not because he does not feel he has the authority. I’m sure he does. It’s more a matter of not turning himself into the internets next sound bite whore. But he doesn’t dismiss it either.

Red State offers the transcript that follows Tapper’s “Christmas is probably not gonna be possible” remark.

 FAUCI: Yes, I’m — well, I think that, if we get most of the country vaccinated in the second, third quarter of the year, and the vaccine continues to prove its efficacy, and people adhere to those fundamental measures, I think we can start approaching the degree — it’s not going to be a light switch, Jake.

We are not going to turn it on and off, going from where we are to completely normal. It’s going to be a gradual accrual of more normality as the weeks and the months go by, as we get well into 2021.

What if we call it a BLM protest or the celebration of the unofficial election of a deep state hack?

Not a yes or a no but an equivocation that is a yes or just not a no.

Local New England Politburos are mandating all sorts of restrictions with Thanksgiving around the corner. Even New Hampshire is upping its COVID-KAREN game. And while we’ve not been told to hang up the holidays just yet, with history as our guide, something kut like that is coming soon.

With that in mind.

 

I won’t be home for Christmas
You can’t plan on me
COVID comes, and freedom goes
I’m under quarantine

But Amazon will find me
Zoom me, and you’ll see.
Take-Out trash, me where I crashed
Alone under the tree.

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