US Government-funded Android phones come preinstalled with unremovable malware. Words fail me so I’ll use that famous (and famously descriptive): “I’m here from the Govt and I’m here to help you” refrain.
Progressives still do but I’d be using a different word than magnificent… (H/T: Instapundit)
Here’s a runner-up:
It’s true (just go over to Treehugger and read the comments) and it has to be – St Greta of GAIA has said that the world is horrible! But like all Leftists, history doesn’t exist but we’ve always been at war with Eurasia!
And another update: Background:
GREAT MOMENTS IN SOCIAL MEDIA FAILURE: Michael Bloomberg Had a Horrible Debate Without Attending — His Campaign Twitter Account Goes Off the Rails Last Night.
It looks like they tried to create a Dos Equis-style “Most Interesting Man in the World” Twitter campaign for the dullest nanny in the world — a man who would either ban your Dos Equis outright, or demand you read the nutritional guide down to the footnotes, before cracking a couple open.
THere is a reason why former NYC Mayor (first a Dem, then a Repub, and now a Dem again) is called Nanny Bloomberg – above any political affiliation, his heart is in social engineering. After all, you have NO idea how to run your life. Or drink out of Big Gulps…