NH Dems’ Beta Male Soy Boy Communications Director

by
Kimberly Morin

When Skip wrote about the New Hampshire Democrats’ new communications director yesterday, I decided to check out his Twitter feed and totally forgot that I had already ‘met’ him… and his very first tweet that I noticed a few months back tells you all you need to know about him (a pinned tweet no less):

The odds of someone actually wearing an NRA shirt to yoga are pretty slim to none. Not because people who support the NRA don’t go to yoga, they do, but they also know that there may be super sensitive soy boys like Marcus-Blank there who would throw a hissy fit over a damn t-shirt.

Of course, his little tale is suspect, especially since he failed to take a photo and most Democrats (especially of the male variety) are creepy AF when it comes to that sort of thing so you’d think there would be evidence, but alas, none exists.

The real preciousness of this beta male soy boy’s tweet is that he clearly shows his INtolerance for someone who dares to have a different opinion.

How DARE someone wear a t-shirt (if it actually happened) that disagrees with HIS opinion?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Rather than just go home and cry in his venti decaf soy mocha latte with a pinch of cinnamon, he decided to ‘retaliate’ by wearing a cheap Chinese t-shirt made by a NYC billionaire who hates him and wants to take his actual rights away.

Yes, that’s how stupid he is, but you wouldn’t expect anything less from someone working for the NH Democrat Party.

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  • Kimberly Morin

    Kimberly Morin is a political activist in the Granite State. She is a lifelong Independent who calls out both sides of the aisle when they screw up. She's a weekly guest on the nationally syndicated radio show, Real Side with Joe Messina, and a frequent flyer on The Independence Gang.

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