Vote the Santa - Bunny ticket for President - Granite Grok

Vote the Santa – Bunny ticket for President

The Democrat presidential field is crowded. The most recent ticket to announce is Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. They claim that not only will they make the promises… they have a history of delivering.

How are you going to pay for that?

The list of promises is full of things the candidates know, you know and I know cannot, will not be delivered. There isn’t enough of other people’s money in the world for it to be possible. Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny is the only ticket guaranteeing they can deliver. History supports their claim.

That’s right while the others promise: Abolishing the Electoral College, Break up of big tech, Cure for cancer, Eliminating the filibuster, Free college, Free health care, Free universal childcare, Green New Deal, Late term abortions, Legalizing marijuana, $15 minimum wage, Rejecting super PAC’s, Reparations, 6 More Supreme Court Justices, Universal basic income, and a Wealth tax Santa and the Bunny guarantee delivery.

When running for office, politicians say crazy things. Name a Democrat running for president in 2020. You can go and look up a number of examples of completely nonsensical policies that could never come to fruition which they support and promise.

Age is no guarantor of wisdom in politics. This latest promise from Joe Biden is a “cancer cure” if he is elected president in 2020. My personal favorites are Lizzie Fauxcahauntus and the Paco O’Rourke. Each of them is promising everything to everyone all of the time.

Conclusion? Naw, no way….

Don’t worry we have not heard their best lies yet. We still have 17 months until Election Day 2020. It will seem like a lifetime… but lampooning this bunch is going to be fun. Stay tuned.