I know that Jussie Smollett doesn’t understand the average redneck Trump supporter. He probably never can because he is a privileged, black, Hollywood-type, homosexual.
But there is hope.
Once his trial for a false report to Chicago Police begins there obviously must be an escape route for him to avoid jail. No one wants this pretty young man in a Full Nelson for three years.
I have a proposal that will solve all our problems.
How about Mr. Smollett having to take three months of “Black Privilege of Falsely Accusing Rednecks of Racism” sensitivity training at my place! I happen to be a self-certified cross trainer who needs six cords of wood for next year, a used transmission put in my Dodge Dakota, some fences fixed, and new ones put up. The sheep pens need to be shoveled out really bad.
It’s a win-win for everyone. Jussie gets to see how white rednecks live, find out how wooden-handled tools and gas-powered equipment work. And here is the best part.
While we are giving Jussie some hands-on sensitivity training (blisters) he will be continuously gifted with my endless opinions – redneck Trump supporter opinions. He can listen to hours of therapy about; the right to life, the Second Amendment, the evils of wasteful government spending, national defense, liberal judicial activism, the ramifications of being in a group falsely accused of racism over and over again by race hucksters, and how to make America great again. That’s the short list.
If he can live through that – I say he has had enough.
Of course, I will need to be paid.
The $3,500.00 Jussie paid his bodybuilder buddies to pretend to beat him up so he could blame it on everyone who looks like me, sounds like an appropriate figure.
So here I am at Bubba’s New Hampshire Boot Camp waiting for a call.
Bring your own bug spray.