“If your neighbors think you’re a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.” —Jeff Foxworthy
A disturbing trend is getting a great deal of face time in the lamestream media. It is called the “Knock-out Game.” Victims can be the elderly, mothers with kids virtually anybody. It is a trend that has even ended in the death of a person.
The lamestream media has covered this as a new trend, But it is not a new trend at all, In 2004 in the South London Borough of Lewisham, youths would walk up to an unsuspecting victim and simply “bitch slap” the person. “Happy Slapping,” as the trend was named, grew for some time until they met American visitor David Hernandez. Hernandez, being wholly ignorant of English law, was “happy slapped.” Hernandez responded by chasing the happy slapper down and giving him a good thrashing. A week later, a Polish Itinerant worker responded in the same fashion, chilling the happy slapping nearly completely.
I think we need a few Rednecks to visit New York City. Perhaps our knock-out participants might benefit from a good ol’ fashioned “ass-whoopin.”
