Some days posts just fall into each other like drunken wedding guests doing the chicken dance. Today, those ‘guests’ are prostitutes, possibly having attended a conference on the sex industry at UNH, though they also may have been driven into the sex trade by Global Warming. Wait for it…
A gaggle of Congressional Democrats, led by Representative Barbra Lee, has submitted HCR 36, a House Continuing Resolution that asks the House to recognize that Global Warming has a disproportionate (negative) impact on women who could be forced to turn to “transactional sex” to survive.
So much for bringing home the bacon and frying it up in the pan. Global Warming just wrecked that.
That’s right. Non-existent global warming could be responsible for an increase in prostitution. (I bet even UNH didn’t see that coming.)
I am wondering why neither Carol Shea-Porter nor Ann McKluster gives enough of a damn about Global Warming or women to have joined them. Perhaps their positions on the environment and women are fradulent? Global warming and the forced sex trade to any democrat worth their pandering has got to go together like chocolate and peanut butter, root beer and ice, Obama and ummm or Joe Biden and gaffes. How could they not be sponsors?
Aren’t they worried about groups of women crawling across the parched remains of the fruited plain in search of anyone who will have sex with them for money?
Is there a ‘herd’ name for prostitutes?
A corner of hookers? A brothel of sex-transactionalsits? A harem of harlots? A stratum of Street Walkers? Let’s give UNH a few million to do a research study. They can tie it in to their next investigation on whether oral sex leads to intercourse of course, and if that intercourse then produces more exhaled CO2 than Danone corporate lackey Gary Hirshberg’s dairy cows when they fart, or more than the exhaled protestations of women marching with signs that say this slut votes; all during the next sex industry conference. I bet if you sold tickets it would all pay for itself and then some.
Hey! Could UNH has missed it’s calling altogether? Instead of taking money from taxpayers we could turn them into a profit center. The money could be used to fix red light red listed bridges or to aid people with developmental disabilities, or better yet, to assist women forced into the sex trade as a result of…fracking. They could always blame George bush.
Whatever you do do not tell Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Anthony Wiener or Elliott Spitzer that global warming leads to prostitution. They’ll be flying the long way around on there way to the weekly tire-burning party behind Bill and Hillary’s 20 acre, 11 million dollar spread in Bedford Hills, New York. While Bill’s Haitian house boys are fetching everyone a cigar from the Humidor Monica Lewinsky loaned the former President they can torch a stack of Goodyear All Season radials and wait for the desperate women to start tweeting them.
Bill: “What do you mean we have to pay them. Can’t I just stick out my “thumb” and hitch a ride?
So what are they transacting for? Carbon credits? Offsets? What liberal woman hasn’t heard that line before? “Hey baby. If you have sex with me I’ll plant some trees in Burkina Faso.” It has to be trees after all, the dude can’t use paper; he’s gotta choose ‘plastic.’ And he could say he’d “plant” an extra one for the condom, right?
Honestly. Global Warming is going to turn women to prostitution? Doesn’t Barbra Lee know that the Democrat party already, more or less, did that? Better yet, doesn’t Barbra Lee know that prominent Russian Scientists–and we know how much Democrats like Russians and scientists–are now suggesting that the data points towards a long period of global cooling.
So maybe UNH can do a study on whether cooling or warming results in a greater increase in transactional sex while calculating how many tress you’d have to plant to offset the carbon foot print created by all those extra taxpayer funded condoms. Then every year NBC could have Green Transactional Sex Week.
